Dear Sister

Dad: What shall we call your baby sister Stan? 


Stan: iPhone, iPhone Tourettes.

The Plumber Calls

Mum and Plumber stood in the bathroom discussing the price of taps, enter Stan through the bathroom door.


Stan: Mummy, I want to get your boobs out, I want to bing bong them.

If You Only Knew the Power of the .....

Stan: O ohh, I'm going to the darkside.

Dad: Come back Stan, come back.

Stan: Too late I'm here. Rrrraaargh.

Lost in Translation

Stan: Daddy how do you say t'other in Spanish?

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Vegetable

Stan: This swede is sworange.

Mum: What's sworange?

Stan: It's a colour. It's orange that you can swallow.