Mum: (chasing Stan up the stairs) Come here, you. I'm gonna get you. Gimme that bum, I'm gonna nip it.
Stan: (stops dead on the stairs) Mummy, can't you just be a normal lady for once?
Mum: (laughing) Oh, sorry Stan.
Stan: Don't laugh at me. I'm being serious now.
Saturday 25 February 2012
Friday 24 February 2012
Ambition
Dad: What do you want to do when you're older Stan?
Stan: Same as I do now.
Dad: What do you want to do as a job?
Stan: I want to be a sharp knifer onion chopper.
Dad: Why?
Stan: Because I do.
Stan: Same as I do now.
Dad: What do you want to do as a job?
Stan: I want to be a sharp knifer onion chopper.
Dad: Why?
Stan: Because I do.
Thursday 23 February 2012
Wednesday 22 February 2012
Monday 20 February 2012
Security
Stan: If there was a burglar in the night I would take all the clothes off him and get Mum to cook something so the smoker alarm goes off and it scares him away.
Sunday 19 February 2012
George Lucas Take Note
Stan: Daddy, I'm Darth Maul and you are Darth Vader.
Dad: Who is your sister then?
Stan: Err, Darth Treacherous.
Dad: Who is your sister then?
Stan: Err, Darth Treacherous.
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