Literature

Mum: Stan, would you like to go to the library today? They have books about everything. 

Stan: Do they have books about laundry baskets?

Painfully Colourful

Stan: Tummy ache is brown, like beef. Head ache is white, like chicken. 

On marking his territory.

Stan: Mummy, I've made a wee. In the cooker.

How are you?

Mum: Did you have a good day at home with Daddy? 


Stan: I did. A goose bit me.